Follow along here. We need your name. Your real name.
Come on. We know you've got at least three. Your real one, the one you want spam to go to, and well, we won't say what the other one is for, shall we?
How come you never call or write? We use the phone all the time. Now go ahead and give us your digits.
We know you miss us, but what can we really do for you?
Tell us what you need so we can call or email you back. You know we've got both your email and phone number now.
We'll rustle up some information and get it back to you, pronto!